Let's play
Five indoor courts in an old east-end warehouse, three more out back in the sun, a snack bar that takes itself too seriously, and a front desk that will always find you a fourth. No whites. No whispering. No experience needed.
See what's onA club for people who take fun very seriously and themselves not at all.
Pick your game
Four ways in. All of them end with someone yelling "nice get!" at a total stranger.
Court cam
Photographic proof that nobody in here is taking it too seriously.





Join the club
No initiation fees, no contracts, no secret handshake. (Okay, one handshake.)
Word on the court
Came for one free session. Now I own three paddles and a visor. Send help.
The only club where I've been heckled by a seven-year-old and thanked her for it.
We booked a staff party. Accounting has not stopped talking trash since.
Honestly I just come for the pickle fries. The pickleball is a bonus.
No dumb questions
Only dumb shorts, which we encourage. Still stuck? Text the front desk and a real human answers.
Text the front deskIt's the opposite of a problem. Half our members started right here. Book a Rookie Hour and we'll have you rallying in about fifteen minutes.
Nope. Loaner paddles and balls are free at the front desk. Fair warning: you will want your own within a month.
Anything you can move in, plus court shoes with non-marking soles. Loud shorts are encouraged, never required.
For open play, yes. Walk in, put your name on the board and rotate in. Lessons, leagues and private courts need a booking.
We're a pickleball club with a pickle fry menu and a disco ball over court four. You tell us.
